by big man g June 10, 2009
so im giving my boyfriend a rimjob, right? a little rusty trombone n' shit, then he pitches a fluff right in my god damned mouth. overcome with the disgust and pure dirtiness of the situation, i immediately acheived an erection and began to make out with him, sharing his abandoned ass air. i then completed the act of.. the trader joe.
by totally rad February 18, 2004
A classic phrase used when an individual buys a seemingly endless assortment of fruits and vegetables from Trader Joe's, but then proceeds to eat frozen dumplings for ten days in a row once home and settled.
"Hey Frank, check out all of this fresh produce I picked up at Trader Joe's today!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"
"Nice, Willis, that all looks so good. What are you planning on making for dinner tonight?"
"Well I was gonna make some stuffed mushrooms, buuutttt– I'm feeling pretty sleepy now. Probably just gonna throw some frozen dumplings in the pan."
"Sounds good Willis. Just don't get caught in The Trader Joe's Trap again. See you in ten days!"
When an autist jump up on top of your counter with his timbs, takes a shit, and loudly exclaims "this is organic"
Last night when Steven got drunk he gave us the "Trader Joe's Experience" when he shit on our counter
by Trader Bro's Joe August 3, 2019
by teeeaaaaaa August 28, 2021
Trader Joes toes in a garden hose in a nose that smells like a Rose, Trader Joe’s is broccoli with relish blended in a smoothie with toe nails, most scrumptiously amazingly glorious tasting thing ever
by DogLover_cool July 10, 2023
Noun
A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.
The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.
Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
A theoretical store that doesn't exist but should.
The nearest Trader Joe's to Anchorage, Alaska is a 40 hour drive away.
Don't complain that you have to drive an hour to get to Trader Joe's. You have been spoiled.
by S.J. Bafalto June 18, 2023