Tozser

Name: Tozser Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Human garbage. Disease ridden filth monster. Its like a swamp monster mated with a pile of garbage and had an ass child abortion that crawled out of its own grave covered in dirt and excrement. It is a being of pure hate and malice. A Tozser lives off of cocaine and the fear of young nubile men. Prolonged exposure to a Tozser will cause, STD's, strange smells, sleepless nights, anxiety and possible death by scissors.

Tozser
cunt
whore
skank
rim job
blue waffle
double penetration
prostitute

Tozser by NoPropheciesJustTruth July 1, 2011

Get the Tozser mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Richie Tozier

The equivalent to a god. Possibly one of the best characters ever written in one of the best books ever written.

Richie Tozier fucked your mom

Richie Tozier by Twentyonerosepetals November 5, 2019

Get the Richie Tozier mug.

Related Words

Tozser • tosser • toser • Tonser • toaser • tooser • Toserface • tosseratti • Tosseriffic • Tosser in Tin-Foil

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser by A witty twit August 10, 2019

Get the Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser mug.

Richie Tozier

One of the leading characters of It. He likes making dick jokes and talking about fucking his best friends mom and shit. Honestly will probably get beaten up someday because he talks that much.

Why is Richie Tozier so hot?

Richie Tozier by ILikeAnus May 3, 2018

Get the Richie Tozier mug.

Richie Tozier

A dude from IT who is a member of the Losers' Club and is gay as fuck for Eddie Kaspbrak.

Can you be the Richie Tozier to my Eddie Kaspbrak?

Richie Tozier by arin x. September 3, 2020

Get the Richie Tozier mug.

Richie Tozier

A character in the novel It by Stephen King. He is played by Finn Wolfhard in the 2017 remake, and Seth Green (Young) and Harry Anderson (Adult) in the 1990 miniseries. He is most known for making inappropriate comments at the most inappropriate times.

"Go blow your father you mullet wearing asshole!" -Richie Tozier

Richie Tozier by strangerxloser March 1, 2018

Get the Richie Tozier mug.

richie tozier

RICHIE TOZIER IS A GAYBIE
I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH YALL HAVE NO IDEA
MY
GAY

SON.
I love him (& finn wolfhard ) more than anything. bye.

RICHIE TOZIER: I’m fucking gay and what about it

richie tozier by r+e September 28, 2019

Get the richie tozier mug.

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Get the leafers mug.

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

Get the Respectfully mug.

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

Get the You met me at a very Chinese time in my life mug.

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Get the crunchy mug.

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

Get the Galantir mug.

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Get the murderhobo mug.