"jafake-ans"
usually full of racist bullshit, which is pretty ironic when the people they idolise are black.
usually full of racist bullshit, which is pretty ironic when the people they idolise are black.
The funniest example i can think of about the utter lack of imagination these joblessbrainlesshomophobicracistbastards have is about a girl i know walking down the street when some townie knob comes along on his crappy little "look at me im so 'ard, off the back off a lorry 'BMX' bike" and kicks out at her as he passes,generally acting like a shit, Anyway, this girl shouts "gets some Stabilisers u ignorant shit!" (which i thought was fair), and (this is what made me laugh) the boy shouts out "STABILISE YO MUM!". HAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahHHAHAHHhhhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
by Greengirl January 1, 2004
Pathetic, overgrown, monkey-brained wanabees. Tend to hang around Mcdonalds or such-like where they smoke dope (or such like). Only dope they'll come close to is each other.
Went into Mcdonalds last week...
Townie: Oi, they don't allow dogs in there.
Me: Yeah, that's why your out here!
I walked away before they realised what I had said and unleashed their fag-breath.
Townie: Oi, they don't allow dogs in there.
Me: Yeah, that's why your out here!
I walked away before they realised what I had said and unleashed their fag-breath.
by Dazza February 14, 2005
A native of Boston, but NOT Boston proper.
Charlestown, "Chucktown", South Boston and certain parts of Dorchester are townie habitats.
Boston is an upper -middle class,International, cosmopolitan city.
Townies are working class guys who live in the neighborhood they grew up in.
Townies consider themselves to have come from a section of a neighborhood, the West Side of South Boston for instance, rather than from
Boston.
A lower-class Townie may have grown up in the "bricks", a public housing project.
They did not attend college and are usually, although not always, Irish Catholic.
Charlestown, "Chucktown", South Boston and certain parts of Dorchester are townie habitats.
Boston is an upper -middle class,International, cosmopolitan city.
Townies are working class guys who live in the neighborhood they grew up in.
Townies consider themselves to have come from a section of a neighborhood, the West Side of South Boston for instance, rather than from
Boston.
A lower-class Townie may have grown up in the "bricks", a public housing project.
They did not attend college and are usually, although not always, Irish Catholic.
THE DEPARTED, MYSTIC RIVER, SOUTHIE and THE TOWN are films set in Townie Boston.
"Where did you go to school"?
"Tobin High, I'm a townie!"
"Where are you from?"
"Andrew Square."
"Where?"
"Southie."
"WTF is a Chuckie?"
"A guy from Charlestown."
"Where did you go to school"?
"Tobin High, I'm a townie!"
"Where are you from?"
"Andrew Square."
"Where?"
"Southie."
"WTF is a Chuckie?"
"A guy from Charlestown."
by postemotional December 9, 2010
(See Also ned)
To describe townies as the scum of the earth would be understating the obvious. If you are not sure whether or not you are a townie, you probably are. If you can read this your are probably not. In the case of any conflict, the following rules apply.
1) All Townies believe they are "well 'ard." This is demonstrated in several ways, including offering non-verbal abuse at CCTV cameras, intimidating people when in large groups, and throwing things at passing animals. When questioned a townie never knows why he does these things, but feels that they prove he/she is "well 'ard"
2) A Townie is never actually "well 'ard." Confront one you have seperated from the pack, and the intimidating behavior will stop. On their own they are more scared of you than you are of them.
3) In a fight they attack in packs, and with weapons. This is only in the rare case of a "combat pack" of townies. Most packs will shy away from violence altogether.
4) Though Townies will generally have minimal education, those who have been educated are often taught menial labour, such as carpentry or bricklaying. This is an unfortunate slur on legitimate builders and carpenters, and the majority of townies will spend their life In Mcdonalds or other fast food vocation.
Female Townies will invariably be taught in Hair and Beauty care. They do this on the pretence that they aren't following the pack, but are simply doing what all other female townies do. This is again an unfortunate slur on those who choose hairdressing as a legitimate career.
5) Townies smoke. Without exception.
6) Townies will dress in fake burberry, and fake designer goods. All of their clothing is bought for 50p per item from the dodgyest bloke in the local market.
The problem of Townies is getting worse. Due to the fact that they begin to breed at 12, and have no concept of birth control, they are becoming uncontrolable in our society. The two options open are to simply ensure our own offspring are never allowed to join the townies, and wait for them to die off of their own accord, or a mass cull.
To describe townies as the scum of the earth would be understating the obvious. If you are not sure whether or not you are a townie, you probably are. If you can read this your are probably not. In the case of any conflict, the following rules apply.
1) All Townies believe they are "well 'ard." This is demonstrated in several ways, including offering non-verbal abuse at CCTV cameras, intimidating people when in large groups, and throwing things at passing animals. When questioned a townie never knows why he does these things, but feels that they prove he/she is "well 'ard"
2) A Townie is never actually "well 'ard." Confront one you have seperated from the pack, and the intimidating behavior will stop. On their own they are more scared of you than you are of them.
3) In a fight they attack in packs, and with weapons. This is only in the rare case of a "combat pack" of townies. Most packs will shy away from violence altogether.
4) Though Townies will generally have minimal education, those who have been educated are often taught menial labour, such as carpentry or bricklaying. This is an unfortunate slur on legitimate builders and carpenters, and the majority of townies will spend their life In Mcdonalds or other fast food vocation.
Female Townies will invariably be taught in Hair and Beauty care. They do this on the pretence that they aren't following the pack, but are simply doing what all other female townies do. This is again an unfortunate slur on those who choose hairdressing as a legitimate career.
5) Townies smoke. Without exception.
6) Townies will dress in fake burberry, and fake designer goods. All of their clothing is bought for 50p per item from the dodgyest bloke in the local market.
The problem of Townies is getting worse. Due to the fact that they begin to breed at 12, and have no concept of birth control, they are becoming uncontrolable in our society. The two options open are to simply ensure our own offspring are never allowed to join the townies, and wait for them to die off of their own accord, or a mass cull.
by Steven Davenport January 26, 2004
Townies are ghey b*stards and are only hard in numbers.They cant talk either...
See also.Ape.Monkey.Cavemen.............
See also.Ape.Monkey.Cavemen.............
by Callum macinnes April 2, 2004
what a townie is
1) a person who wears "rockports" or "nike air trainers"
2)coats-henri Lloyd,GILL,rockport
3) a cap that hangs half of there head
4)or, bleach blonde hair gelled to there head
4) go's around beating ppl up 4 no aperent reason
5)talks like "buzzin" "dont chat" "nugget"
6)they dislike ppl wearing any black clothing
7)they also dislike ppl not listing to hardcore dance or "blazin squad"
8)tonnes of think gold sorerigns, or big loopy earings
9)trackys that are tucked in the socks
10)they dislike ppl who dont smoke
11) they dislike ppl who are ther own individual
In conclusion townies are aload of pricks who really all should be shot dead.
1) a person who wears "rockports" or "nike air trainers"
2)coats-henri Lloyd,GILL,rockport
3) a cap that hangs half of there head
4)or, bleach blonde hair gelled to there head
4) go's around beating ppl up 4 no aperent reason
5)talks like "buzzin" "dont chat" "nugget"
6)they dislike ppl wearing any black clothing
7)they also dislike ppl not listing to hardcore dance or "blazin squad"
8)tonnes of think gold sorerigns, or big loopy earings
9)trackys that are tucked in the socks
10)they dislike ppl who dont smoke
11) they dislike ppl who are ther own individual
In conclusion townies are aload of pricks who really all should be shot dead.
ur walkin down a street and a townie go's "sweaty mosher" or "mosh mosh get a wash" or "f**kin goth ill knock u out" and takes a drag of his/her cig.
by Lucy! April 17, 2004
A person that views intelligence as unnecessary and nice behaviour as being homosexual. They consider themselves macho and seek out others especially groups to validate their lack of morals and animalistic behaviour.
by Chav January 9, 2005