Tousch
Tousch by jeremiahisopium May 21, 2008
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touch noodle
A stupid fucking insult twelve year olds without a sense of grammatical coherence use to defend Logan Paul exploiting someone’s suicide in the comment section of a YouTube video
Oh and buy the way your a fucking touch noodle he’s more runner and more awesome than you dick I clicked on the video to see how you gonna prove this bullshit you dumbass clickbait asshole
touch noodle by hterbluc May 1, 2018
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Tousch • Touch grass • Touche • touch downs • Touch • touched • touch hole • touche bag • Touch Base • touch and go
Touch Starved
When one has the strong desire to be touched (not usually in a sexual way). Examples of touch are hugs, kisses, or just something simple as holding hands. Humans feel this desire due to the fact the body releases the hormone oxytocin during skin-on-skin contact. Without it, adults are more susceptible to depression and infants can have developmental problems or even die. This craving can be satisfied through a friend (if you're comfortable with affection, some platonic relationships are more hands off) or a partner.
Alex: Since I broke up with Taylor I've been so touch starved...
Andy: Wanna hug?
Alex: Yeah :)
*insert a cute hug here*
Andy: Wanna hug?
Alex: Yeah :)
*insert a cute hug here*
Touch Starved by Thyla The Timeless January 28, 2018
No Touch Bondage Slut
A Bondage Slut that is so pre occupied with her fetish of being tied up that she has no will, desire, or even care to touch you or pleasure you as well. Even when her hands aren’t tied, invisible ropes seem to keep her hands from doing any touching or exploring of you and your body.
Hey did I tell you, that slut i met on Tinder, the one I thought would be a freak because she likes bondage......turned out to be a No Touch Bondage Slut What a colossal disappointment, ya know....who would of figured.
No Touch Bondage Slut by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 1, 2019
Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole
Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.
Wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
table touchers
When she lies on her back on the massage table and her nipples touch the table due to her tits flopping down at either side
Made my massage very tricky to complete
Made my massage very tricky to complete
She has table touchers
table touchers by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021
angel touch
When you feel a touch, like on your shoulder, & you're alone~nobody else is there; that's an angel touch! Your loved ones who've passed on are your Guardian Angels & it was probably 1 of them.
She felt the angel touch so many times; there was no doubt in her mind that it was her guardian angel.
angel touch by Starchylde June 8, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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