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Bulgarian armpit tourture 

When a man of African Decent that is bald and has glasses wearing a blue plaid shirt is inside of a McDonalds and says "should I dip my burger like this, like this, should I dip my burger like this" and proceeds to eat it after covering the entire thing in ketchup.
"fellows in Paris got me Bulgarian armpit tourture"

"Bulgarian armpit tourture happened to my buddy Eric once."
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college tourture 

A forced march/visit to college campuses you are not interested in attending, usually at the insistence of your parents who are alums of the college.
"I'll be heading to Boston with my dad for some college tourture. Can't wait to visit the 'amazing' student union and 'super cool' dining hall."
college tourture by wingit123 October 20, 2011

Horn tourture 

Resulting from the quarintine of 2020. When you sit in a corner of a room. Look a porn on your phone quitly for 30 minutes straight. And do not act on any urge, or else your life will end.
My house was so crowded during the quarintine that i could only horn tourture in the corner.
Horn tourture by Reeeee bitch April 26, 2020

danish dog tourture 

The act of using a dogs tail to smear and lick peanut butter off of a woman's breasts: Peanut butter will be spread on the anus and licked off as well.
Hey, have you tried danish dog tourture?

No not yet, but plan too soon.

Rod and ball tourture 

First find a female partner then let her chain you down to a slab of wood and shove a rods up their ass, throat, and penis. Then proceed to whoop his balls with a little whip.
Person 1: are you Daring.
Person 2: yes
Person 1: let’s to rod and ball tourture
Person 2: FUCK THAT

cock and ball tourture

It is a phrase often used when in a doggy style sex position that means delight and comfort.
Oh daddy give me that cock and ball tourture!

Torture Ball 

The Sun.
I really didn’t want to go out until night.I can’t stand the Torture Ball.