Tourango

A Tourango is an asexual being.

Do earth worms have sex to make babies? No son, they're Tourangos.

by Kevin Baconator March 24, 2009

Tourangoed

1) To be cock-blocked by a socially inept retard.

or

2) To compensate for one's lack of social skills with extreme, unnecessary racism.

Hey man, I was hitting on a hot chick at the club and got totally tourangoed.

by Kevin Baconator March 24, 2009