(noun) A person or persons 'touched' by God. These kinds of people can be seen anywhere, particularly subway stations, park benches, and anywhere else that costs nearly nothing to spend time at. A touchbert can sometimes be seen talking to themselves and almost always looking very confused.
A touchbert would walk into an event wearing a colorful jacket from the 90's, high-water jeans, and shoe's with velcro. This man will try to get into the event buy paying with a cup of home-made soup and a newspaper.
by Macker1008 February 04, 2010