A Dag.
A Small Clinging Turd.
A Small Clinging Turd hanging on the edge of the toilet seat that is Southampton.
A piece of semi-dried execrement that clings un-noticed apart from that faint shitty arse-crack smell you can't explain.
An arse that hasn't been wiped properly.
Hampshire Dorp where all the tarts give free blow-jobs for a glass of Bacardi.
A Small Clinging Turd.
A Small Clinging Turd hanging on the edge of the toilet seat that is Southampton.
A piece of semi-dried execrement that clings un-noticed apart from that faint shitty arse-crack smell you can't explain.
An arse that hasn't been wiped properly.
Hampshire Dorp where all the tarts give free blow-jobs for a glass of Bacardi.
Totton Trash in Totton Bar sez : 'Thez no bog-roll in shitter, so I'ze a bit 'Totton m8', fancy a blow Mush?'
Scummer sez: OoArh winds in west, stink o' Shit,... muzz be Totton.... better check me arzes.....'
Will Shakespeare sez,
' They is no thing quite as rotten,
As thiy stinking stench of Totten! Bluerk
`):-d....
Scummer sez: OoArh winds in west, stink o' Shit,... muzz be Totton.... better check me arzes.....'
Will Shakespeare sez,
' They is no thing quite as rotten,
As thiy stinking stench of Totten! Bluerk
`):-d....
by jdm8080 November 14, 2009