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A Dag. A Small Clinging Turd. A Small Clinging Turd hanging on the edge of the toilet seat that is Southampton. A piece of semi-dried execrement that clings un-noticed apart from that faint shitty arse-crack smell you can't explain. An arse that hasn't been wiped properly. Hampshire Dorp where all the tarts give free blow-jobs for a glass of Bacardi. Totton Trash in Totton Bar sez : 'Thez no bog-roll in shitter, so I'ze a bit 'Totton m8', fancy a blow Mush?'
Scummer sez: OoArh winds in west, stink o' Shit,... muzz be Totton.... better check me arzes.....' Will Shakespeare sez, ' They is no thing quite as rotten, As thiy stinking stench of Totten! Bluerk `):-d.... |
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