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path of totalshitty 

When you drive 10 hours to see the total eclipse in the so-called path of totality, but all you see is thunder clouds and pouring rain, standing in a Missouri field.
At least we only spent 750 bucks on the hotel room so we could be in the path of totalshitty.
The act of anything Thomas-like or Tom-like that hurts others. Tomshit also includes selfish narcissistic tendencies.
Tomshit examples include: Tom Cat; having sexual intercourse and relationships with more than one partner; tomfoolery; messing around, Doubting Thomas; thinking everyone else is an idiot, Tomming around; cheater, Tom Thumb; sticks in his thumb and three fingers for his own self gratification; Tom Turkey, male jerk; Peeping Tom, out right pervert, especially enjoys inappropriate porn.
tomshit by Totally The Expert September 4, 2011
A person/animal who steps in shit often, thus rendering his/her toes shitty.
25% of all rednecks are "toeshits". There has yet to be a conclusive study as to exactly how many dogs are toeshits, but many are
toeshit by MessyEssie November 14, 2007

themshitz 

Get themshitz outta here, bitch!

Give it to me so I can take a look at themshitz!
themshitz by Jim November 25, 2004

toteslitfam 

How was your weekend?
Toteslitfam, Man!
toteslitfam by Shakes Peer April 16, 2023

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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