The female version of Eskimo Brothers. Girls that have all been on the same pole.
Kim: "I just fucked Chad!"
Mary: "OMG I totally fucked him last week!"
Kim: "Omg we're like totes Totem Sisters now!"
by kushsmoker6969 October 28, 2017
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1. Non-magnetic, highly subjective,
internal compass orientation
with interspherionic calibrations.

2. A tradional, carved vertical sculpture,
usually of potent influences,
arranged in ascending order of wig size.

3. A shaman or mystic,
of Eastern European origins.
1. That guy's pole of totem
is pointed towards a pyramid,
while that other one seems to navigate
by the heavenly bodies.

2. The intricacies of detail
and overall effect, including height,
are elements to be considered
in comparing poles of totem.

3. The local pole of totem
cured my stomach ailment
with fermented cabbage.

see also: poll of totem
by Healing Practitioner17b July 22, 2009
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The totem attached to the scrotum. Ie. A man's dick or penis.

A humorous innuendo comparing a totem pole to a penis, specifically in reference to one that is erect or perceived to be.
Warren said, "Dude, that guy just erected a scrotum totem in his trousers"
by TADPOOL June 3, 2023
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My cup slipped out of my scrotum totem and I smashed my kiwis.
by Alien Anus March 30, 2004
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When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upperdecker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.
"No need to wait your turn, bruh. This toilet's got a lid we can take off. Let's just totem deuce the shit out of it."
by Capn Stabn April 30, 2009
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Its a replacement word for "totally".
"Did you have fun at the party last night"?
"Totem Pole"
by J-Dogg77 August 10, 2018
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