When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upper decker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.
"Dude this sucks, there is only one bathroom and all of us ate taco bell"
"If we don't take fast dumps, I'm going to crap my pants."
"No need to worry bro, we can just tak a totem duece."
"I got the top"
"Oh my gosh, what kind of creature can shit in the tanker and bowl at the same time?"
"Must of been a totem duece"
"If we don't take fast dumps, I'm going to crap my pants."
"No need to worry bro, we can just tak a totem duece."
"I got the top"
"Oh my gosh, what kind of creature can shit in the tanker and bowl at the same time?"
"Must of been a totem duece"
by Shower Fart September 10, 2008
I'm stressed...give me some Totem Poles!!
by ktodad December 10, 2007
by dgag October 7, 2003
A vernacular term for the 2mg bar shaped Xanax (alprazolam) tablets used and abused by teens & adults alike.
Yo, you need any footballs? No, but I'll take some Totem Poles if you got 'em.
or
That girl just ate 3 Totem Poles, she's not gonna remember shit tomorrow.
or
That girl just ate 3 Totem Poles, she's not gonna remember shit tomorrow.
by snaker02 June 19, 2009
Stacking and having sex with two midgets (preferably twins) while standing. One midget stands on the other's shoulders. You are making out with the top midget while the bottom one gives you head.
I was wasted last night on Carman 6 and the RA walked in on me totem poling these two bitches.
I saw these two midget twins and thought "I am so gonna totem pole these bitches".
I saw these two midget twins and thought "I am so gonna totem pole these bitches".
by rajietits April 24, 2010
The act of taking an unholy shit whilst standing in a sinful manner. An example of such a stance is on a 90 degree angle and your torso on a 165 degree angle, to ‘pop your ass out’ to not Become contaminated by the shit. Include a tongue sticking out.
by Bahdoh January 5, 2022