When multiple homosexual Negro males lie face up,and insert the penis below them into his asshole.Originated from San Francisco,where these towers are known to be stories high.The top male,known as the "Eagle Scout" is rewarded with a nice M-town Shit Tits for his bravery.The bottom male,known as the "boot",is rewared with a empty liquor bottle,filled with prime San Franciscan Teenage Buttcum.These activities are characterized by multiple hospitalizations due to chronic Pink Sock.No lubrication is used.
Stephen loves to be invited to a nice African Totem Pole,last time Stephen went he had a Pink Sock so bad he couldnt shit his Taco Bell right for weeks
by Easter Eggs June 19, 2007
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Involves two female midgets. Midget 1 stands on Midget 2's shoulders. While 2 is performing oral sex on third individual, third individual gropes 1's breasts while kissing.
I got the Glory Totem Pole performance from these two midgets I met up with last night.
by RB and DH January 19, 2009
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The act of getting an indian burn on your cock shaft
My dad caught me masturbating and gave me The Flaming Totem Pole as punishment.
by Tommy Wiseau's Dad December 11, 2017
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A girl lays down with her chest touching the floor and her face looking straight up (chin to floor); a guy then sticks his penis inside of the girls ass and proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her while placing his head, looking up, on top of hers; next (Straight) a girl with a strap sticks the dildo inside the guys ass, or (Homosexual) a guy sticks his fully erect penis inside of the other guys ass, and then proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her or him placing her or his head on top of his; next a guy sticks his penis inside the girls or guys ass and proceeds to lay down on top of her or him placing his head on top of hers or his forming a connected totem pole of human heads.
Best friend: “Bro, couples night got crazy last night. We had 6 people in a Human Totem Pole. It was badass.”

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Ex-best friend: “Bro, I’m sorry. I thought it was my turn in the human totem pole.”
by ClaRak January 21, 2020
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The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.
He buried his Master Class Totem Pole to the hilt.

I have a Master Class Totem Pole, bitch.
by Bozilas March 21, 2003
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