One of the highest rankings of Idiot attainable. People normally associated with this ranking are called Rachel.
"Look at that total idiot over there trying to milk a brick".

"I know, her name is clearly Rachel"
by Little badger face August 5, 2014
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When someone is so stupid it's unreal. When they're that much of an IDIOT that it makes your blood boil.
"I don't understand how this argument started?"
"You're a total fucking idiot"
by angry gf February 10, 2012
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