A portmanteau adjective of the words "Tosh.O" and "Posture." It references the odd physical condition of one Daniel Tosh when he is standing in front of a green screen. Visually, the body is rigid yet slightly leaning forward at the waist, arms marginally bent at the elbow, hands curled to the rear and buttocks placed in the "presenting" pose; such posture is reminiscent of how one would appear if they were to sit nude upon a broom handle, candelabra candle or similar.
Some thought Karl to have had lower back surgery, but he actually attended a British boarding school as a teenager. Alas, all those nights of isolated debauchery resulted in a serious case of poor toshture.
by jeffismrmom June 20, 2011
Get the Toshture mug.