Tosasuage 

Having a wank with your chod or fat dick

"Hey whats john doing?"

"He's having a tosasuage"

Tosasuage by Donnysolivan December 2, 2009

Tossage 

A sensual massage followed by a happy ending performed by the masseuse.

A combination of a massage followed by a Toss-off. = tossage

Tossage by TRY February 20, 2007

toastage

a gnarly new way to say toasted or...something of the sort .

Instead of saying "you just got your butt kicked"
you would say "duuude your butt just got some definite TOASTAGE"

its a pretty gangster term

your butt just got some major toastage !

toastage by emifart September 6, 2007

maiden toastage

The first toast with a new toaster.

We just got a new Hello Kitty toaster and my dad described the toasted design on the maiden toastage as looking like 3 odd shaped squares.

maiden toastage by poopdag February 17, 2012

Sausage Tossage 

Copious amounts of semen.

Michael Cantrell sits in his office all day eating his own sausage tossage.

Sausage Tossage by Darius_Effin_Flynn February 7, 2018

Tossage 

Ingredients morning breakfast
Toast+Sausage = tossage

"Can't wait for tossage this morning"
"How do you like your tossage in the morning?"

Tossage by Banana1243 January 29, 2017