by anonomoous girl November 5, 2019
According to Wikipedia, the roots of the name go back to the Germanic God “Thor” and the Swedish word for stone (“sten”), so “Torsten” translates to something along the lines of “adamant like Thor”.
The actual exemplars of the type “Torsten” are mostly good natured, kind and very intelligent men with a sporadic fit of helplessness and indecisiveness, which is causally related to their disposition to overcomplicate uncomplicated things. Apart from that, “Torsten”s are usually sweet and should never be compared to any other type of men.
The actual exemplars of the type “Torsten” are mostly good natured, kind and very intelligent men with a sporadic fit of helplessness and indecisiveness, which is causally related to their disposition to overcomplicate uncomplicated things. Apart from that, “Torsten”s are usually sweet and should never be compared to any other type of men.
person 1: "Have you talked to XY lately?"
person 2: "Naww, XY is a great guy, but I'd rather be around Torsten."
person 2: "Naww, XY is a great guy, but I'd rather be around Torsten."
by Ehsem February 14, 2010
If you’re friends with a guy named Torsten, make sure you never let him go. He will not only be there for you when you need him the most, but he will support you at your lowest and celebrate you at your peak. Guys named Torsten are usually smart, calculated, friendly, good listeners and very funny. They also definitely have their lives together and a clear goal for their future, they will most likely end up very successful through their hard work and determination.
Person 1: Man I had a really tough day.
Person 2: Dude you should go talk to Torsten.
Person 1: you’re right *their life gets better immediately*
Person 2: Dude you should go talk to Torsten.
Person 1: you’re right *their life gets better immediately*
by Memedealertm January 6, 2022
Person 1: Yo do you know Torsten?
Person 2: oh yeah that one guy who sticks straws up his ass and pulls it out?
Person 2: oh yeah that one guy who sticks straws up his ass and pulls it out?
by ALYSSAGF April 9, 2023
by Memedealertm January 6, 2022
Dumb #1: Look at that dude carrying a pot of boiling water.
Dumb #2: How about I stand on my knees behind him and you push him?
Dumb #1: Great idea!
Dumb #2 ends up with 3rd degree burns!
Dumb #1: You totally torstened!!!
Dumb #2: How about I stand on my knees behind him and you push him?
Dumb #1: Great idea!
Dumb #2 ends up with 3rd degree burns!
Dumb #1: You totally torstened!!!
by bigfatbernie October 29, 2007