Topfish

A hybrid animal with a fish upper body and human legs; A reverse mermaid.

Who would you rather date: a topfish or a mermaid?

Topfish by Event Horizon Team November 22, 2011

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toefish

When a person smells like fish or seafood and is shaped like a big toe.

Adriana over there really is a toefish.
"What's a toefish?"
"Kinda sounds like another breed of fish"
Yeah, and Adriana sure does fit the description. 😁

toefish by Fr esh A voc a do 🥑 December 22, 2017

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Topfish • toefish • Liam ToeFish

Liam ToeFish

Liam Toefish is so cool and gets all the ladies and he gets all the men too, he loves Fortnite and is super swag he knows know fear and is the opposite of gay

Girl1: "he liam can i suck your toes" Girl2: "no let me suck your toes there so cool and swag" Liam ToeFish: na man im swag POG!!!!!

Liam ToeFish by Cool toe face March 2, 2021

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Tofish

A fish made of tofu.

Hey dude want some tofish?

That depends what's a tofish?

Haven't you heard it's this new invention!
A fish made of tofu!

Tofish by Sleepy cat June 20, 2025

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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