A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.
Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?
by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023
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