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Testicles that, instead of being located underneath the penis, are on top.
Rob's top balls often made it difficult for him to find pants that fit.

Rob is not a victim of top balls, but a survivor.
Top Balls by Sousafriend August 23, 2011
Use the phrase " balls top" in the same manner as the "F" word. When your elated, when your angry, when your bored. The meaning is determined by your mood and tone......balls top!!
"I'm sweating like a fat kid in a candy store with no money, balls top"
Balls Top by EmJay "Balls Top" August 2, 2021
Can be used in any mood or context. Use it in any way you desire
Cheers to our win, balls top!
balls top by BumbaRed78 August 3, 2021

Balls on top 

When you think you shut down a conversation that is boring you or you are bored with the situation you are in.
Complete silence.... Then you hear "Balls on top!" Said by Austin

top ten worst balls ive touched 

number one my dads number two kanye east's number three my own number four eminems number five my classmates number six nicado avacados he tried to eat my hand number seven orlands number eight moist criticals number nine mat pats number ten sussy amoguses
damn thos where the worst balls ive ever touched

person1: did you see top ten worst balls ive touched

person2: ayoo?

Top Half Ball 

In baseball, a pitch that would normally be called a strike, but because the home team is pitching with a very large lead, the umpire has shrunk the strike zone so much so that said pitch is called a ball. Therefore, the pitch is only called a ball in the top half of the inning. See bottom half strike.
"That pitch was right on the outside corner, but we're up by 15 and the ump's calling top half balls."
Top Half Ball by bamaster47 March 27, 2009