A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They also blindly back Ole and will call you a plastic if you give him the slightest bit of criticism. They usually hate foreign players like Pogba and Martial calling them "lazy" and saying they don't fight for the badge but will call anyone plastic for criticising Scott McTominay or Harry Maguire.
Normal Fan: Ole has been poor tactically again today. We should be winning this game.
Top Red: Shut it you plastic bet you have never been to a game in your life. Rome wasn't built in one day.
Top Red: Shut it you plastic bet you have never been to a game in your life. Rome wasn't built in one day.
by Teemu Werner October 12, 2021
A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They Seemingly are not satisfied until United are invincible and can never lose. They are seen criticizing the manager for the smallest things just to get him sacked. They are usually hoping Man Utd lose their games so they will sack someone they just don’t like. They will Cancel players for one bad game saying “ Oh yeah they are finished” Then compare others to them and the team
Oh man Top Reds are at it again even when we win it’s not enough for them we have to play like prime Barcelona or we are a championship team
by Plastics October 7, 2021
a Manchester United top red is a Manchester United ‘fan’ who is deluded beyond saving, and will accept failure as long as ‘dna’ ‘passion’ & ‘playing for the badge’ is shown.
A Top Red will vehemently deny they are a nonce even though they can name the full u14’s squad.
A Top Red will accept failure, as long as they are proven right.
They will praise average players, such as Scott Mctominay, and defend them; due to them having qualities such as ‘passion’ & ‘dna’
A Top Red cannot stand foreign players, their dream lineup would consist of 11 born and bred mancs.
Similar to hating foreign players, Top Reds hate foreign fans. If you don’t live five minutes away from old Trafford, you are a ‘plastic.’
Examples of Top Reds are abundant on Twitter, many will be under Stephen howson’s page, trying to give him a reach around.
A Top Red still hasn’t got over the sacking of Ole Gunnar ‘goblin’ Solskjaer, they believe he deserved more time, even though he bottled multiple finals, bought no silverware to the club and set the club back decades.
Most Top Reds will have a SAF profile picture, or a Wayne Rooney Profile picture on Twitter, if you get into a debate with an account with either of these pictures, it’s best to move on. You won’t get through to them.
A Top Red’s favourite Player will always consist of any listed below.
- Dean Henderson
- Luke Shaw
- Harry Maguire
- Marcus Rashford
- Scott Mctominay
- Any Player with a British passport
- Any academy player
A Top Red will vehemently deny they are a nonce even though they can name the full u14’s squad.
A Top Red will accept failure, as long as they are proven right.
They will praise average players, such as Scott Mctominay, and defend them; due to them having qualities such as ‘passion’ & ‘dna’
A Top Red cannot stand foreign players, their dream lineup would consist of 11 born and bred mancs.
Similar to hating foreign players, Top Reds hate foreign fans. If you don’t live five minutes away from old Trafford, you are a ‘plastic.’
Examples of Top Reds are abundant on Twitter, many will be under Stephen howson’s page, trying to give him a reach around.
A Top Red still hasn’t got over the sacking of Ole Gunnar ‘goblin’ Solskjaer, they believe he deserved more time, even though he bottled multiple finals, bought no silverware to the club and set the club back decades.
Most Top Reds will have a SAF profile picture, or a Wayne Rooney Profile picture on Twitter, if you get into a debate with an account with either of these pictures, it’s best to move on. You won’t get through to them.
A Top Red’s favourite Player will always consist of any listed below.
- Dean Henderson
- Luke Shaw
- Harry Maguire
- Marcus Rashford
- Scott Mctominay
- Any Player with a British passport
- Any academy player
Regular fan - “I really don’t see the point in playing Maguire, he’s absolutely terrible”
*Manchester United Top Red* - “You’re a fucking plastic fan!!! Back the captain!!! How dare you!!! He’s United through and through!!!
*Manchester United Top Red* - “You’re a fucking plastic fan!!! Back the captain!!! How dare you!!! He’s United through and through!!!
by Stephen Fatson May 17, 2022
crack cocaine packaged for sale in a vial with a red cap
"I keep the .40 cal on my side,
steppin' wit the mindstate of a mobster
Quick to see a n**** pass by,
tuck ya chain in cuz he might rob ya.
Got glocks for sale,
Red tops for sale"
Snitch ft. Akon - Obie Trice
"I keep the .40 cal on my side,
steppin' wit the mindstate of a mobster
Quick to see a n**** pass by,
tuck ya chain in cuz he might rob ya.
Got glocks for sale,
Red tops for sale"
Snitch ft. Akon - Obie Trice
by Clish May 22, 2007
Slang for british tabliod newspapers, in particular those with red tops such as the star, the sun, ect.
by sassyman23 August 19, 2009
by Rick Ross July 6, 2006
Nickname of the 150 bhp C20XE Vauxhall/Opel 2.0 litre DOHC car engine, based on the fact that it had a red L-shaped spark plug cover (although some later examples had a black cover, these are still referred to as "red tops" if the cover is L-shaped).
The chav stuck a red top in his clapped-out Nova, and when the tiny brakes and crap suspension couldn't handle the power he ploughed into a coachload of Americans (killing them all, painfully) & landed upside down in a field with a smashed spine, watching the pool of petrol slowly approaching the lit cigarette hanging from the mouth of his decapitated estate slut girlfriend.
by Antiseptic August 16, 2007