A fat middle aged balding Liverpool fan that hates anyone going against the club and owners (FSG). Usually have Liverpool season ticket holder and what part of Liverpool they’re from in their twitter bio. Usually hates Naby Keita and foreign fans.
Can’t have a proper argument with them, usually tell you to “Go Support city and Chelsea if you don’t like it.” Always put a billion hashtags at the end of every tweet about LFC like #redordead #ynwa #6times
Could be a part of crap fsg propaganda fan channels like Redmen TV and the anfield wrap. Loves telling the world they’re going to block any of the “Fifa Blerts” or “Wools” that ask questions about lack of investment on the squad by the owners. Any normal Liverpool or football fan best avoid these horrible looking mutants.
Can’t have a proper argument with them, usually tell you to “Go Support city and Chelsea if you don’t like it.” Always put a billion hashtags at the end of every tweet about LFC like #redordead #ynwa #6times
Could be a part of crap fsg propaganda fan channels like Redmen TV and the anfield wrap. Loves telling the world they’re going to block any of the “Fifa Blerts” or “Wools” that ask questions about lack of investment on the squad by the owners. Any normal Liverpool or football fan best avoid these horrible looking mutants.
Normal LFC fan: “I really think we need a forward as we’re a little light in that position.”
Top Red: “Shut up you wool, do you think this is fifa? Absolute fifa virgin.”
Top Red: “Shut up you wool, do you think this is fifa? Absolute fifa virgin.”
by TopRedsLoveFSG’sCum August 30, 2021
A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They also blindly back Ole and will call you a plastic if you give him the slightest bit of criticism. They usually hate foreign players like Pogba and Martial calling them "lazy" and saying they don't fight for the badge but will call anyone plastic for criticising Dan James or Maguire.
Normal Fan: Ole has been poor tactically again today. We should be winning this game.
Top Red: Shut it you plastic bet you have never been to a game in your life. Rome wasn't built in one day.
Top Red: Shut it you plastic bet you have never been to a game in your life. Rome wasn't built in one day.
by Non clueless United fan February 14, 2021
A manchester united supporter who is clearly a better fan than anyone else
a few requirements:
- dont buy replica shirts
- anyone who wears a replica shirt is a cunt
- must wear ALL black to away games
- before games you must stand in the street drinking cans of stella artois
- must come from manchester
- all manchester bands are great
- ian brown is the greatest singer of all time
- musn't support england
- must not watch soccer am
- must get to your seat at home games no earlier than 10mins before kick-off
a few requirements:
- dont buy replica shirts
- anyone who wears a replica shirt is a cunt
- must wear ALL black to away games
- before games you must stand in the street drinking cans of stella artois
- must come from manchester
- all manchester bands are great
- ian brown is the greatest singer of all time
- musn't support england
- must not watch soccer am
- must get to your seat at home games no earlier than 10mins before kick-off
by timmy top red August 22, 2007
A Liverpool fan who clearly plays too much FIFA on career mode and knows how to run the club better than the owners FSG.
Top Reds are normally teenagers who think they know best, they also use the term ‘Top red’ to describe older and in most cases more sensible supporter.
In reality they do not get the irony of this making themselves look like a bunch of spoiled brats who care more about transfers than trophies.
Normally has a #FSGout on their twitter profile and does nothing but moan about lack of signings and tweet the owners directly.
Their insecurities result them in getting angry with other people if they do not agree with what they say and get extremely aggressive and start whining like a little Fifa virgin.
Top Reds are normally teenagers who think they know best, they also use the term ‘Top red’ to describe older and in most cases more sensible supporter.
In reality they do not get the irony of this making themselves look like a bunch of spoiled brats who care more about transfers than trophies.
Normally has a #FSGout on their twitter profile and does nothing but moan about lack of signings and tweet the owners directly.
Their insecurities result them in getting angry with other people if they do not agree with what they say and get extremely aggressive and start whining like a little Fifa virgin.
The irony of you calling me a ‘Top Red’ proves how little you know about football.
Another ‘Top Red’ Fifa virgin, how comes you aren’t the manager of Liverpool?
Another ‘Top Red’ Fifa virgin, how comes you aren’t the manager of Liverpool?
by Super Red Liverpool fan June 19, 2020
A deluded liverpool fan who attacks other liverpool fans for questioning the club, branding them fake fans and telling them to go support someone else.
A top red believes liverpool are incapable of doing wrong and that all of our players and academy players are the best in the world.
They will get incredibly annoyed and insecure when you question them and will usually respond with something good about the club which is entirely unrelated to the topic at hand.
A top red believes liverpool are incapable of doing wrong and that all of our players and academy players are the best in the world.
They will get incredibly annoyed and insecure when you question them and will usually respond with something good about the club which is entirely unrelated to the topic at hand.
Normal LFC fan: I don't understand why top reds don't question fsg.
Top red: f**k you c**t fake fan go support someone else FSG uber alles you FIFA virgin
Top red: f**k you c**t fake fan go support someone else FSG uber alles you FIFA virgin
by FF29 June 5, 2020
Top reds are usually the middle aged and elderly fans on Liverpool who spend most of their day on Facebook. They're extremely hostile and don't tolerate any form of criticism against the club and its owners (FSG).
Top reds don't respond well to logical arguments and will usually respond with vulgar language and generic replies such as "go support city" and hence it is advised to not engage with such creatures.
Top reds don't respond well to logical arguments and will usually respond with vulgar language and generic replies such as "go support city" and hence it is advised to not engage with such creatures.
Normal fan: "I think we should improve our squad depth in case of injuries"
Top red: "shut it wool! you think you know more than FSG?! they saved us from relegation to the sunday league!!"
Normal fan: "Adrian has cost us a lot of games this season with his mistakes, we should replace him"
Top red: "give yer head a wobble! 6 times!!!"
Top red: "shut it wool! you think you know more than FSG?! they saved us from relegation to the sunday league!!"
Normal fan: "Adrian has cost us a lot of games this season with his mistakes, we should replace him"
Top red: "give yer head a wobble! 6 times!!!"
by LiVARpool July 8, 2020
Top Reds are Liverpool Football Club fans who bizarrely show more interest in actual football matches than the transfer window. They obsess about small details such as results and championships won rather than looking at the real metric of success, annual net spend on players.
They often go to live football matches, which gives them a limited perspective on the game, as they are unable to benefit from slow-motion replays of key events and the insights of knowledgable experts such as Martin Tyler and Joe Cole. They may even claim to have been fans of the club for at least 10 years, which is unlikely as there is no evidence football even existed at that time.
They have a tendency to use an incomprehensible dialect that is very different from the accents we find in true Liverpool fans: Surrey, South Dublin and Singapore. This dialect may originate in a place called "Shankley", because they seem to mention it a lot.
They frequently engage in unhinged behaviour such as discussing the relative merits of fan ownership and the moral dangers of becoming a club run by petrobillionaires rather than simply tattooing "FSGout!" on their penis like any normal person would do.
YWNA
They often go to live football matches, which gives them a limited perspective on the game, as they are unable to benefit from slow-motion replays of key events and the insights of knowledgable experts such as Martin Tyler and Joe Cole. They may even claim to have been fans of the club for at least 10 years, which is unlikely as there is no evidence football even existed at that time.
They have a tendency to use an incomprehensible dialect that is very different from the accents we find in true Liverpool fans: Surrey, South Dublin and Singapore. This dialect may originate in a place called "Shankley", because they seem to mention it a lot.
They frequently engage in unhinged behaviour such as discussing the relative merits of fan ownership and the moral dangers of becoming a club run by petrobillionaires rather than simply tattooing "FSGout!" on their penis like any normal person would do.
YWNA
That top red got ratiod so bad when he asked whether we really wanted to be run by the Gaddafi family or whoever. I couldn't care less as long as they sign Kalvin Phillips (120 million), Donnarumma (140 million) and Samuel Eto'o goat emoji on a free (50 million signing on fee). 310 million, we win the window!
by Red Scharlach September 15, 2021