Girl 2: "Oh, he went to Toowoomba Grammar."
Girl 1: "Aha! So that explains why he's a pretend homophobe who is secretly having anal sex with *insert school's/university's/college's rugby captain's name here* and you're utterly miserable!"
Girl 2: "You're completely right, ugh! He's turned me off men, Im going to be a lesbian now."