tootsie

To be both fat and gay

That Kyle Wathey gay is so tootsie!

by Wathdog December 6, 2004

tootsie

A quick squeeky fart. similiar sounding to a queef.

yo man did u hear that tootsie i just squeeked out?!

by john hollywood March 14, 2005

Tootsi

A corruption of the acronym "That Oriental Over There". Refers to a member of any KPop, JPop, or otherwise applicable pop group who posesses basic, banal, and even slightly stereotypical Asian features. Despite this disturbing and exasperating quality, the member will indubitably acquire and maintain a sizeable fan base, though likely populated by women and men of equal aesthetic caliber who adore this member because of their resemblance to Mamochan of Sailor Moon.

Me: Oh my gawd, when I first saw Jin in the Dope MV he looked like such a fucking Tootsi.

Friend: Jin is a fucking Tootsi!

Me: (whispers low) why am I in love with him then?

Friend: (single tear cascades down cheek) my sweet Mamochan....

by IVCEligible July 16, 2016

tootsies

Tootsies is the secret code name for the hotttttest guy in school!!!!!!!! he is so dreamy and like every girl loves him!!!!!!! i'm not going to say his real name, but i will give you a hint.... he has brown eyes, brown hair, mumbles, is popular, and is in 7th grade in new canaan!!!!

stop mumbling and kiss me

by celebrity April 22, 2005

tootsie nips

Nipples so long that they resemble tootsie rolls

Tyrone: Yo guys I got a sweet tooth tonight!
Friends: For what man?!
Tyrone: Them tootsie nips on that girl!!

by Terrell Carmel April 1, 2013

Nervous Tootsie

The act of taking a very small poop before leaving to go somewhere that does not provide a rest area.

Before getting into traffic Eugene sat down and pushed out a one inch perfectly shaped turd.He often times makes a Nervous Tootsie before leaving the crib.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 8, 2020

Tootsie toss

Defecating in the shower, catching it in your hand, and throwing it over into the toilet.

I was running late the other day, so I just did a quick tootsie toss in the morning.

by Udo Dorkenshcnorker March 3, 2012