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Toothpimp 

A dentist. A toothpimp runs a dentistry office and gets paid a huge salary but doesn't do any work himself. He has bitches (dental hygienists) do all of his dirty work while he sits on his ass and makes bank.
I went to the toothpimp's office the other day to get my teeth cleaned. A dental hygienist was in there for 45 minutes. Then the toothpimp wandered in at the end for 30 seconds to "check everything out." Man does none of the work, gets all the profit. Shit.
Toothpimp by Mollyoctopus July 22, 2010
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domestic toothpick 

A piece of toe nail clipping (from the big toe) is wedged between the two front teeth of a sleeping (or passed out) victim. If done right the victim should have a very hard time pulling out the abstruction.
Last night my friend gave his step sister the worst domestic toothpick I have ever seen.

Dirty Toothpick

Similar to the dirty sanchez, while doggy style, sticking your pinky into the girls ass then reach around and poke her in the mouth. The point is to leave some brown on her front teeth.
"Last night I gave this drunk Freshman a dirty sanchez and when she screamed I doubled it up and gave her a Dirty Toothpick.
Dirty Toothpick by DizzFabulous January 18, 2011

toothpick into a volcano 

when a guy with a really small penis does a really loose girl.
guy one - have you ever thrown a toothpick into a volcano?
guy two - why yes, i did just last night.

Nigger toothpick 

Also known as NewPorts, What niggers use to clean there breath and pick at the huge space between there front teeth.
Fuck, Tyrones niggin another Nigger toothpick form Captain Ryan again i swear that nigger driving around a Escalade but can't afford Nigger Toothpicks..... fuckin stereotypes
Nigger toothpick by sunshine198484 November 8, 2010

toothpick chick 

To be extremely thin. It looks as if your body is a bunch of toothpicks glued together. Bulimic females can be defined as toothpick chicks.
Jessica: Oh my gosh, did you see Jill? She weights like 70 pounds!
Mark: She's such a toothpick chick.
toothpick chick by luska January 21, 2009

Italian Toothpick 

A switchblade, usually stilletto style, although it can refer to either type.
Donnie flicked open his italian toothpick and jammed it in the stooleys eye.
Italian Toothpick by jkdemi September 29, 2008