The most handsome guy I've ever met. Every where he goes women want him. He's always been the most cutest boy all through out his life and knows it and doesn't care. He may have his flaws but he is smart, strong, charming, sexy, a natural leader and above all an adonis. Gots huge balls and a huge schlong as well. Doesn't need you as much as you need him. Toney is a rare specimen and you'll never find any other man that is as handsome and as cool as he is.
Damn that female police officer just gave Toney her phone number. I wish I was him but i'm not because I'm ugly, gay and have a frightened turtle between my legs.
by LUVuTONEY February 7, 2010
This is a noun used to describe a man with certain characteristics. These include mental and physical strength, the overwhelming desire to do the best he can in everything he does, including giving pleasure to his female sexual partner, an over-sized penis and testicles, the ability to drink massive quantities of beer, and the total lack of fear in most situations.
"That guy Toney is a badass."
"Toney stole my girlfriend twice!"
"I heard one time Toney kicked Chuck Norris' ass!"
"Toney stole my girlfriend twice!"
"I heard one time Toney kicked Chuck Norris' ass!"
by a toney lover! February 6, 2010
by Funthrax October 12, 2007
Someone who appears totally normal until they go in for a kiss. Then their mouth becomes strange and down-turned, their chin becomes wrinkly and their puckered lips don't quite touch but instead just awkwardly expose their teeth.
karen: How was your date with Chevaps last night?
Lindsay: Oh man, it was good until he went in for a kiss and turned all Toney Pompano on me.
Karen: OOOOOOHHHHH DEAAAAAARRRRR... let's get you to sanitation services immediately.
Lindsay: Oh man, it was good until he went in for a kiss and turned all Toney Pompano on me.
Karen: OOOOOOHHHHH DEAAAAAARRRRR... let's get you to sanitation services immediately.
by Thatsawrapsatbalkenchevaps May 25, 2009