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Why waste a perfectly good drinking night on some major GPA/future-dependent assignment when you can set 4 alarms for 8:17 am, fall out of bed, open your laptop and bust out the best semi-legible paper you can write on the floor with one eye partially closed and no proof-reading Most common in College settings; specifically for those shooting for that magical B- Bro: $1-U-call it night! Im coming over. Tequila or 30rack?
Bro 2: We got that Marketing presentation tomorrow bro. I haven't even looked at the rubric. Bro: Fuck it, that's a tomorrow problem. Bro 2: ...tequila it is. |
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