Tomophone

(noun) A human, attempting to play jazz (music) and humour people on the internet, but failing to do so, which results in more hillarious outcomes.

Man, you absolutely tomophoned that skit, you dickhead.

5/10 times, you don't enjoy touching cock.

The other times, you do.

It'll make sense once u've taken it up the arse.

tomophone takes it up the arse, 5/10 times.

by Dr Dr tomophone March 15, 2011