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5/10 times, you don't enjoy touching cock.

The other times, you do.

It'll make sense once u've taken it up the arse.
tomophone takes it up the arse, 5/10 times.
by Dr Dr tomophone March 15, 2011
(noun) A human, attempting to play jazz (music) and humour people on the internet, but failing to do so, which results in more hillarious outcomes.
Man, you absolutely tomophoned that skit, you dickhead.
by Kanye Insurmountabliousness March 15, 2011
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