TOM FAY

an absolute gem of a boy; the definition of class and superiority; a first-class cunt; a big boy with a tiny penis; someone who will love you affectionately for the rest of your life; a Birmingham supporter; a true wanker; a lanky five-faced snob; has size 14 shoes; an enthusiast for the outdated TV show 'The Wire'; a complete idiot.
Oi ya bastard, don't be a Tom Fay
A man who eats his own shit? He must be a Tom Fay!
by Spinonmydic*likeabeybladeuh November 13, 2018
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