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An incredibly intelligent, humerous and bloody sexy individual with a mammoth wang. People can sense this man's manliness as soon as he steps into the room.
Kate: Mmmmm, my sugar muffin is getting wet.

Graham: Ooh, do I turn you on then?

Kate: Nope. I can sense a Tom Brandon nearby. God, I want his salty sausage in my shit's creek!
by TheAngryPirate March 04, 2012

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