Toilet Topper

When a single feces-creating episode produces enough matter to peek some amount of poo out of the water of a toilet bowl.

Note some toilets run pretty shallow and a toilet topper does not carry as much heft in such cases.

I think that I'm gonna have a toilet topper today! I ate an unbelievable amount of beef last night.

by hotbucketoffarts June 21, 2020