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The rule that describes the phenomenon that if food isn't ready yet, a man will be able to go to the toilet and come back without finding his food burned. Without trying to insult any gender, the rule strictly applies to men only.
Man: "Can I go to the toilet, or is the grilled ham & cheese sandwich almost ready?"
Wife: "I don't know, why don't you apply the toilet rule?"
Man: "Good idea! Let me check... yes! the light is still on, so I can go to the toilet."
(The light might turn off only seconds after he leaves the room, but the sandwich won't burn in the time a man needs to use the toilet)
by Simeonus September 25, 2013