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The nasty crap that surrounds the outer ring of your toilet
Sally: My hair is wet can you pass me a towel?
Jimmy: (grabs towel from around toilet)
Sally: Gross! I don't want to use that towel, it was on the ground with the toilet monkeys.
by Furnend March 13, 2011
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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A really annoying person, usually acting in an obnoxious manner. Bitter, hateful and aggresive, this person usually has no idea that no one likes them. Sucks at all endeavers where defining a winning strategy, managing a team or inspiring success is involved.
What makes an individual become so hateful and mad at the world that they become a Toilet Monkey?
by Dexter69 January 27, 2012
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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