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1. Toilet Duck
A toilet bowl cleaning product with a duck shaped head.
"They stole that Toilet Duck idea from me, you know. In my original sketches, I had it as a goat."
2. Toilet Duck
When you're sitting on the toilet, and you get an erection which gets stuck under the toilet seat.

Often a painful experience.
"I'll be out of the bog in a minute, I've got toilet duck"
3. toilet duck
One who hangs around the sanitation area of a building waiting for someone to enter a cubicle so they can pop their head under and/or make stupid noises to annoy them. Once the frustrated person leaves the cubicle they will be harrased and quite likely flashed.
George Michael was a toilet duck until he got arrested by an off-duty police officer.
by Gumba Gumba Apr 10, 2004 add a video
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