A Toey is someone who makes tons of stupid, but funny, jokes and is a little slow in the brain. They like to make dumb decisions that everyone laughs at.
Guy- "Did you just hear a monkey" Another Guy- "That was just Toey over there being stupid"
by yeeter101 October 29, 2020
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Her: Oi im so toey hey

Him: Well I’ll get you a taxi so you can get a good night sleep then
by Steffipoo March 12, 2021
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a person who is really nice and a good friend who hates wednesdays
whos that over there?”
how could you not know zoe toey..”
by raylikeschips February 28, 2022
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A person that’s named zoe that has parasites or worms in their brain.
OMG! Did you hear the news (Girl 1)
No? What happened(girl 2)

Zoë got diagnosed with parasites she is a total zoe toey! (Girl 1)
How stinky!! (Girl 2)
by PennyWheeze July 9, 2021
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