Toddlernese - (noun) spoken between the ages of 2- 4 years old. Toddlernese is often seen on playground, preschools, daycares, and in everyday household with children.
Although Toddlernese in adults is not as common as in children. Toddlernese in parents is commonly marked and identified by sleeplessness, forgetfulness, lack of time, issues with punctuation, “mommy brain” or “daddy brain”. In severe cases a total loss of the English language can be seen in both verbal or written communication.
by TYH June 12, 2014