tobined

When you propose to your girlfriend in high school but a couple days later she dumps you and keeps the ring; verb

Mike was tobined when Sarah broke up with him, calling off the marriage and stealing the ring. catfished bamboozled

by MoneyGString October 8, 2015

Tobinator

1. One who leaves a trail of death & destruction. 2. To believe you have the inside track with God and that your cause is infallable and just. 3. To be a narcissistic disingenuous four flusher. 4. To wear a smile while stabbing an unsuspecting friend in the back. 5. The only experience worse then a Tabasco enema.

"Whewdamn, looks like a Tobinator has been through here."
"Check out this disaster, what would you say, maybe a catagory 4 Tobinator?"
"You know the Tobinator's motto: if you can't make a difference, at least make a mess."

by roadkill March 12, 2005

tobin

a cool and talented person. gets madd hoes and head

you almost get as much pussy as much hoes as tobin

by Kareem Bakr April 27, 2006

tobin

The kind of guy who will eat all your shrimp at your holiday party leaving none for your guests. And then ask for more.

Quick they are running out of shrimp. Who invited Tobin any ways?

by stifflerr November 20, 2009

tobin

to have your face rubbed by a fat guys bum hole.

he had his face rubbed by a bum hole.
HE GOT TOBIN'D

by FIELDY May 13, 2006

tobin heath

The most awesomest, gorgeous human being on earth, one of the most craftiest soccer players ever, very skillful. She is known as the Nutmeg Queen, but also goes by Tobs and unfortunately Toby. She was born May 29, 1988 in Basking Ridge, New Jersey, played for the UNC Tar Heals and currently plays for the USWNT and the Portland Thorns. Overall a great human being, world class player and human.

WOW! TOBS COULD NUTMEG A MERMAID!
"Tobin Heath is sick and by sick I mean ridiculously skillful"

by uswntisbae January 26, 2016

tobin heath

The most skilled player on the U.S. Women's National Team

Tobin Heath could nutmeg you any day.

by TobinPowellHeath April 14, 2016