The meaning of Tobias is a fat, short, worn, rotten penis, and a dwarf,
Tobias Wetlesen is a perfect example.
by gaynator250 February 16, 2015
A obese person, that is always looking for the opportunity to fuck a washing machine.
Hey, fat ass! stop being a tobias!!!!
by iufhioudfhgvoiudzhgiou October 30, 2013
1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist (analrapist) turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.
Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?
by tacostacos November 22, 2005
1.The famous author of "This boy's life" Tobias Wolff writes about adolescence... kind of boring to read the book though.
Quote from Tobias Wolff "I didn't come to Utah to be the same boy I'd been before. I had my own dreams of transformation, Western dreams, dreams of freedom and dominion and taciturn self-sufficiency. The first thing I wanted to do was change my name. (p 9)"
by crazyevolstalker November 11, 2006
1. Tobias Funke, former Analyst/Therapist turned "actor" from Arrested Development known for his latent homoerotic tendencies, deep denial, balding pate, and a known nevernude.
2. Anyone in serious self-denial about their true nature.
Yeah, Gena's still dating that Tobias... I wonder which one of them is in deeper denial?
by tacostacos November 22, 2005
a spanish slang term with similar meaning to shit, poop, or crap
Don't go in there. I just took a dump, and it smells like tobias.
by MikeJones63748 March 03, 2009
bad teacher that dresses funny.
hippy clothing
stutters
makes strange gestures and noises
easily cries
ugly as shit
BITCH
God, our teacher is such a Tobias! She always stretches her legs in the middle of class.
by Carl Soloman May 23, 2008

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