Toasty Goat 

The pseudo-sexual act of consuming campfire delicacies (i.e. s'mores), puking up said delicacies upon a roasted goat, then wrapping the goat and yourself in tinfoil while performing sexual acts inside, usually on a beach.

The excursion to the Indiana dunes was ruined when Jordan made toasty goats in front of the girl scout troop.

Toasty Goat by TUFTSFOREVER December 14, 2013

toast my goats 

1. if something amazing or outstanding happens this phrase can be used

2.if you are mad it can be used in the place of kiss my but

1. well Just toast my goats that was an outstanding throw!

2. Well you can just toast my goats because im out of here!

toast my goats by goattoaster January 16, 2011