A little Betch who says to you "YoUr pRincEsS iS in AnoTheR CastLe!" and he says that for another 6 castles until you finally reach the princess and you cry your waluigi pillow until you eventually want to die. Don't forget toads parents are brother and sister, thats why he is so fricking STUPID!!!!!!
by xxxmemeboixxx December 14, 2018
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A person who always tries to make his opinion known and therefore constantly interrupts conversations.

This word has its origin in the world of mushrooms, because mushrooms also spread their spores everywhere. Toad is the mushroom in Mario Kart.
A: "Have you heard about the news in Australia?" B: "Oh yeah, that's terrible..." C: "Hi guys, I've been to Australia once and traveled around there!" A: "Oh Anna shut up, you are such a Toad!" B:"She's always toading about this topic."

How can you tell that someone is vegan? The person is toading around it all the time, such a Toad.
by Maximus_karutus January 1, 2022
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a sociopath, borderline idiot savant, who should not be allowed to work around human beings, ever.
This guy was such a toad they wrote him off "The Office," but he still wouldn't leave.
by the Professor from Podunk December 7, 2010
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an ugly women with a wide smile, and hips uncomforatably wide.

she will normally be a freak in bed, but her ugliness will turn most men away.

she is a bitch in all senses of the word and can manipulate the weak minded. she attempts to control every situation she is a part of.

Toad's are especially good at being "fake nice"

these are not understanding women, and are generally terribly impatient.

to recap they are ugly on the inside and outside.
that bitch is toadin'

That girl look like a toad.

This women is a toad in all meanings.

I thought about sleeping with her, but decided she was too much of a toad.
by moses6 June 25, 2011
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To engage in any form of sexual deviancy solely for the gratification produced by its level of perversion
Friend 1: Did Mike tell you about how Laura forcefully ate his ass after Taco Bell last night?
Friend 2: Oof! I knew that girl was into toading!
Friend 1: Lmao facts
by Spewnicorn February 6, 2019
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1. a person who is slow and lazy

2. one who is thinking about sex constantly and relating it to everything
1. You can call your friend a toad when they are being lazy, such as procrastinating on an assignment.

2. Person A: Those tight pants look really good on you.

Person B: don't be a toad
by smiglet March 20, 2022
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general derogatory term used to denote a stupid, foolish, rude, or otherwise undesirable individual. among friends, can also be used affectionately. usually used as a noun, but can also be used as an adjective.
i can't believe you said that, you are such a toad.

get out of my way, you huge toad.

i'm sorry your parents grounded you, that is so toad.
by toadfacemcgee February 22, 2006
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