Here are some things you MUST know in order to survive, without them you may as well just shoot yourself in the head
1)Don't call black people the "N" word(Yes we all know what it is)
2)Don't stand in the middle of a fucking highway, like my friend did
3)Never get high on drugs or pist drunk, buy a gun and go home alone, you'll end up fucking yourself over
4)Don't fuck any animals, its not polite and it is fucking nasty
5)Crack kills(Meaning don't stare at a fat mans ass crack, if you happen to notice kill yourself A.S.A.P)
6)Never have orgy's over at your place, if your that desperate you need a life, besides you'll see many cracks(thats bad)
7)Listen to music, who cares what kind it is, just listen to music, without it you may as well get raped by an Elephant(I enjoy black metal)
Reading this helps many survive the daily life of a Peasent(dunno how to spell) please be kind and pass this on to as many dumbasses you know
1)Don't call black people the "N" word(Yes we all know what it is)
2)Don't stand in the middle of a fucking highway, like my friend did
3)Never get high on drugs or pist drunk, buy a gun and go home alone, you'll end up fucking yourself over
4)Don't fuck any animals, its not polite and it is fucking nasty
5)Crack kills(Meaning don't stare at a fat mans ass crack, if you happen to notice kill yourself A.S.A.P)
6)Never have orgy's over at your place, if your that desperate you need a life, besides you'll see many cracks(thats bad)
7)Listen to music, who cares what kind it is, just listen to music, without it you may as well get raped by an Elephant(I enjoy black metal)
Reading this helps many survive the daily life of a Peasent(dunno how to spell) please be kind and pass this on to as many dumbasses you know
How to survive the daily life of a citizen of planet Earth, please don't fuck up after you've read this
by Omnitomnilomni May 11, 2005
European single for Industrial band Nine Inch Nails, off the band's 2007 release Year Zero. Is also a song by the same name off the aforementioned album. Unreleased in the US.
{chorus lyrics}
I got my propaganda, I got revisionism
I got my violence in hi-def ultra realism!
All a part of this great nation;
I got my fist, I got my plan,
I got Survivalism!
I got my propaganda, I got revisionism
I got my violence in hi-def ultra realism!
All a part of this great nation;
I got my fist, I got my plan,
I got Survivalism!
by Juno Loire April 18, 2007
when you are in the wilderness and you have no food or water, so you are left to rely on jacking off, and drinking the hydrating fluid of your penis commonly called SEMEN. The act of eating your children will give you the strength to continue on your journey.
by ilovephillip February 5, 2018
Survivalism: American (in general, Caucasian) fascination with basic life skills that the average person of every other country in the world is taught as children.
You: Hey, dude, want to go up in the woods and practice some survivalism? I want to try some primitive fire making.
Me: Oh, sure. That sounds like fun. My grandma taught me a few tricks when I was 10 years old.
Me: Oh, sure. That sounds like fun. My grandma taught me a few tricks when I was 10 years old.
by IBummedYourMum November 30, 2012
by Zebrabutt September 16, 2008
Anyone can survive by doing anything to survive, but not everyone knows how to really live, to be alive, and be something other than just their suffering and problems.
A survivor will never get that their is more to life than surviving and suffering, because that is the life of a survivor. Detailed descriptions of every bad thing they claim happened to them without any redeeming stuff that people would actually love or miss about them. The point of life is not to survive it.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021
A specialization used by Hunters in World of Warcraft, with a basis around causing critical damage and staying alive.
by Eyonix June 30, 2008