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Satirical phrase of "To protect and serve". Half of violent crimes go unsolved and police are worried about non violent pot smokers who want nothing more than to be left alone and have the freedom to put whatever the hell they want in their own body.
Cops should have "To patronize and harass" on their cars when they are more worried about pot smokers than violent offenders.
by joepillowpants February 03, 2011