When a man or woman touches themselves on their 'parts' to create an amazing sensation similar to sex.

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One Saturday afternoon I was bored and very horny so I started preparing to masturbate. I pulled up lesbian sex on the hub on my laptop and started undressing in my bedroom. After a few minutes I took off my undergarments and threw them to the side of the room. I began masturbating, I played and mauled with my pussy until I was nearly dripping wet. I grabbed a bin of sex toys from under my bed, I start with a vibrator, rubbing it against my clitoris. I then went back to fingering myself, sticking one, then two fingers up my pussy, hitting my g-spot and moaning loudly.

I almost hit my orgasm when I hear a knock on my door and moan, "Come in!" I see my best friend standing in the doorway, an eager look in her eyes. "Get your ass in here and get something inside of me!" I yell. She rips off her shirt and small shorts revealing her bra-less and in sexy lingerie bottoms. She goes down to my crotch that is getting wetter by the second. Using her tongue, she licks my clit and rubs around it, then she starts pumping her fingers in and out of me.

"Now it's my turn." She smirks. I grab a dildo from the bin pumping it in her dripping pink pussy. She's moaning and screaming and grabbing my tits. We go at it for hours, we cum, we moan, we use sex toys, and we enjoy every second of it.
by Horney_b!tch May 29, 2021
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The way of a male or female touching them selves to pleasure their genetals,girls stick their ring up their hole in the vagina all the way up until they can't go father,guys stroke their penise up and down to make their sperm( cum) come out of the whole on top
Masturbation make me feel pleasured
by Lilly_leminsof March 31, 2017
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Being disturbed by that which you masturbate to.
Man, I was so masturbed after watching that interracial cuckold gangbang bukkake.
by Errol Brumby July 20, 2019
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A gel or liquid used for lubrication in the aid of masturbation.
Becky sold me some Avon shaving cream that worked as a great masturbant.

Sue was watching Tom masturbate and offered some shaving cream to be used as a masturbant.
by Tommy Bear May 5, 2004
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An orgy, all on your own.
I'm into masturbation. hey, it's like an orgy, only without nasty people.
by Elvo June 19, 2007
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To jerk off, to jack off, to whack off, to beat off, to crank on out, to thrash, to choke the (Chinese) chicken, to pinch the one-eyed snake, to slap the salami, to spank the dolphin, to flog the dolphin, to pull the pork, to polish one's gun, to shine the silver, to beat the bishop, to smack little johnny behind his German helmet and purple bulbous ear, to do the five knuckle shuffle, to make love with oneself, to beat around the bush, to flick the sausage, to punch the purple ninja, to juice the snake, to peel the banana, to milk the cow, to squeeze the purple-headed yogurt-slinger, to slap the monkey, to tame the dragon, to play pocket pool, to go bowling by oneself, to hit a homerun in the homefield, and yet, to strike out, to whittle the woodblock, to shimmy up and down the pole of love, to initiate the Saturn V, to turn on the sprinklers, to turn on one's love hose, to punch the clown in the nose, to tweek the deek, to hit the dick, to tallywhack, to soil the Kleenex, to smother the hanky, and I'm sure I'm forgetting a few.
Most guys should know what I'm talking about.
by Master Chesco April 19, 2004
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Substitute pornography used by religious people, for instance the section of the Sunday newspaper advertising section that contains ads for bras and panties, or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.
"Somebody left their masturbible in the bathroom..."
by Gatorpress November 13, 2007
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