The surname of a tribe of men known to have very large genitalia. This tribe is particularly concentrated in the midwestern United States, specifically Illinois. Their size and sheer girth is staggering to most females.
Ron: Who are those kids that are stealing all our young split tail?
W Brasky: Oh them. They're all Emery's. They all have cocks the size of trolley cars. It's unreal.
W Brasky: Oh them. They're all Emery's. They all have cocks the size of trolley cars. It's unreal.
by Reginald D. Emery January 14, 2011
Emery is a beautiful name. It’s meant for a boy but I think that it’s much better for a girl. She is strong, beautiful on the inside and out and is always there for anyone. At school all the boys love her but yet she hates herself and the way she looks. At the end of the day she loves her self deeply but she doesn’t always act like it especially when she is alone.
by Anonymous000000007 January 21, 2019
An incredibly muscular man containing staggering genital size and a jaw droppingly deep sexy voice. An Emery is an Alpha male, someone who likes to show off his sheer dominance and powerful masculinity by flexing his muscles.
Christine: (Walks to Gym) Hey Sarah! Abs today?
Sarah: Yeah, 2 sets so far!
Christine: Oh ok I think I'll do Abs too......*gasp*..
Sarah: What?
Christine: Look at that guy over there, he's so sexy and big...and is that an anaconda in his pants?
Sarah: WOW, must be an Emery!
Sarah: Yeah, 2 sets so far!
Christine: Oh ok I think I'll do Abs too......*gasp*..
Sarah: What?
Christine: Look at that guy over there, he's so sexy and big...and is that an anaconda in his pants?
Sarah: WOW, must be an Emery!
by Nexus920 August 6, 2011
Definition of a girlboss.
by jamike December 14, 2021
Extremely captivating guy, who could easily be mistaken as otherworldly hot. Sexy voice. Sweet when he wants to be, but always enchanting. Very seductive kisser. Wise beyond his years, can make mothers blush and daughters melt. He was the inspiration behind the pringles slogan "once you pop, you cant stop."
by ksjsublime February 8, 2010
Godlike, Angelic, commonly mistaken as Jesus;most amazing being you will ever meet. She is totally a she; not a cross dresser, a screamo band, and does not have facial hair. If ever in the presence of an Emery one must kiss her feet. EMERYY ROCKS <3 YA!!
"Wow Emery has a really smooth face....totally not a crossdresser"
"Emery Reminds me of pope john paul, minus 100 years and the beard."
"Emery Reminds me of pope john paul, minus 100 years and the beard."
by R Marshall September 14, 2008
by A big old cup o' poop. November 3, 2004