Monkey tits

When an over weight woman has small floppy breasts that look like the breasts on lactating monkey.

" That fat chick has monkey tits."

by Big Ee April 28, 2014

Monkey Tits

An insult aimed at someone with less than average IQ, coolness factor, or Bodily Odor (in this case, more than average). Can also be used in place of a forgotten name.

Hey monkey tits, take a shower! You smell like a bag of smashed assholes.

Hey.... uh... Monkey Tits, get me a fucking beer before I hit you with a jizz rocket.

by the_guy January 14, 2005

monkey tits

The effect created by a female wearing a bra that is too tight for her, thus generating the effect of four bosums.

Blimey, look at the monkey tits on her!

by Jaffa_cake April 24, 2007

monkeys tit

A foolish person, a clot or modern day village idiot.

"Oh Frank, what have you done now you monkeys tit?" As he bangs his head on yet another doorframe...

by Mr Frank Spencer July 27, 2008

Ginormous Monkey Tits

A 12 year old's fat man boobs that everybody caresses inappropriately and sucks on.

I was talking to this guy with Ginormous Monkey Tits and I asked him if I could nuzzle them.

by Professional Racist December 1, 2021

Monkey Tit

1)The hairy aroeola of a japanese monkey.
2)An unshaven Woman with bigger problems than her crabs.

"That girl u woke up with has a really big ass Monkey tit!"

by Jason (aka) STUB July 20, 2004