Tinsel King 

a state acheived by wrapping ones inhebriated self in tinsel (done during chrsitmas period) before proclaiming "I AM THE TINSEL KING!!"

Rob: *pulls tinesl off of door as he falls over*

Rob Gets back up wrapped in tinsel Yelling i am the tinsel king

Tinsel King by Rob *the tinsel king* Fisher February 2, 2010

tinselling 

Seeing stars.

To have slight vision problems after falling down or having been hit in the head. Represented in cartoons as stars or songbirds circling the victim's head.

From tinsel, the chinsy gold and silver strings used to decorate during the holidays—The sensation is rather like having threads of tinsel waved just outside your field of vision.

Max: Whoa, you wiped out on that jump. You okay?
PJ: *faintly* Yeah, gimme a sec. I'm tinselling right now...

tinselling by Lady Chevalier August 26, 2005

Tinselkini 

A special bikini made from only tinsel, mainly sold around christmas.

Usually more of a mankini, surprisingly enough it's more of a guys taste.

A rather uncomfortable peice of clothing. Often resulting in rashes or irritated skin.

Hey you dressing up specially for him tonight?

Yeah got myself a nice tinselkini.

Oh ouch aren't they painful?

WHAT MY MAN WANTS MY MAN GETS.

Tinselkini by Tinsel Bubble December 15, 2009