suzy timer

people who spend there time on social media all day and comments for unnecessary purposes
“OMG, this girl is such a suzy timer, she stay lurkin on my page
by gamebytes April 19, 2022
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Coffee Timer

In most towns and cities, coffee time is generally "dirtier" then tim hortins or starbucks for example. Coffee time ussually has the scrubs and the cheap hood rats or hoes near it mosst likely found in the poor part of town (Ghetto).
The name coffee timer refers to some one being dirty or whore like.
John: That chick slept with the entire foot ball team...

Tyler: Wow, what a dirty coffee timer...
by Tyler1234567890 April 04, 2008
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timere

timere hi
by do u no da wae !?!?!?! May 15, 2018
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Cocaine Timer

The amount of time a living creature can spend under the influence of cocaine, or another harmful substance, before passing out or collapsing, or suffering any adverse side effects.
"Damn, this bear's cocaine timer is almost up!"
by Jorge_Man March 02, 2023
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One-Timer

1. When the only time in your life you've ever had sex was when you where a kid.

2. In a Mans case, When the only time your dick ever got sucked was when you where a kid
Brie: Joey, let's have sex.
Joey: I'm kind of a one-timer so I don't really know how
Brie:Chuckle. I guess after tonight you'll be a Two-Timer.
Joey: Real funny.
Brie: More like real depressing.
by CrazyBoyUrban April 05, 2020
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Big Timer

Someone that forgets where they came from. When they get a lot of money or acquire a prized possession and try to act like things are minuscule to them. They act like they don’t have time for anything unless it benefits them. Can also be used as a verb. * Big Timed
Damn he thinks he’s a big timer now that he got a little money!

Damn this n*gga Eddie just big timed me!!
by DJ2k July 25, 2022
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tweet-timer

A person that tweets one tweet, yet tells two seperate people its directed towards them.
Bae: The majority of my tweets are about you, except for the random ...their about you.
BAE: You are tweeting me and someone else, that tweets not about me...your a tweet-timer!
by Genuine100 June 01, 2016
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