Top Definition
The amount of time you have already established in your head that this boring conversation will be over. Works also with, dinner parties, weddings, and of course relationships.
guy 1) Hey are you coming over to Jay Z's for the Super Bowl?

guy2) I thought about it but I bet he'll bust out baby pictures, I may go and just time close him for one hour
by NickyLags January 26, 2012

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