Timbeard 

Gratuitous violence and over-the-top cinematic action, usually in the name of Christianity.

"Dood, I litrally just saw Boondock Saints II: All Saint's Day, and, it was more timbeard than the first one, somehow. From beginning to end, it was just one timbearded scene after the next."

Timbeard by Dolph Lungdren February 25, 2010

timberdoodle 

Another term for the American woodcock (Scolopax minor)- a medium-sized terrestrial sandpiper known for its unusual dancelike gate.

some people think timberdoodle is a better common name for Scolopax minor than American woodcock.

timberdoodle by Hepatic tanager August 22, 2020

timberdick 

A man with a very abnormally large dick, some say it's the God of all dicks, others dream of having such a dick, it resembles a redwood tree trunk and can attract girls of ALL ages

"Megan said he had a timberdick!"
"I wish I was timberdick, he gets all the pussy!"

timberdick by Ladiesman445 May 16, 2016

Justin timberdrain 

A guy who sucks the life from the world of film.

That film was a regular justin timberdrain.

Justin timberdrain by Robert Head April 24, 2007

Timberdoodled 

An altered state of consciousness where a human subject is so intoxicated they can only communicate by "Meeping", the call of the American Woodcock (colloquially referred to as a Timberdoodle)

"My mother wasn't very happy when I got completely timberdoodled at my nephew's 6th birthday party"

Timberdoodled by Ofsaan March 31, 2025

Timberdoodle 

Timberdoodle a young hunter!

Come on timberdoodle the tree stand is just a head

Timberdoodle by Matterlizard September 17, 2025