A satire tilde is when you make some joke or remark that is ironic or satire, you would put the tilde at the end of it. Usually in a post title online so the person reading it doesn't get offended instantly.
"LOL I hate Obama ~ " "I can see you do not hate Obama because you used the satiretilde"
An old idiom, generally used to excuse the creator's miniscule member. Another variation of this phrase has been used in Bloodhound Gang's song, "Discovery Channel."
"It may be tiny, however, it's not about the size of the tide, but the motion of the ocean."
This term refers to the cleaning of your excremental skid marks in the toilet by getting a juicy wad of toilet paper, flushing the toilet, and dislodging the spackle during the minimal amount of time there is no water in the bowl during the flush.
I couldn't leave my ass remnants in the porcelain jungle for my coworkers to see, so i had to do the low tide slide.