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Brett's Disco Tile 

When you pig the shit out of Mary or Melissa
I Brett's disco tiled them last night, john video taped it!
Brett's Disco Tile by Mtg8 August 27, 2016

Sarcastic Tilde 

A deviant sexual act performed by copywriters. Usually involves insertion of one or more euphemisms into areas of language.
"Dude, she ask me to write a new headline for that Thanksgiving full-page.. So i pushed back my chair and totally gave her a sarcastic tilde"

Satire Tilde 

A satire tilde is when you make some joke or remark that is ironic or satire, you would put the tilde at the end of it. Usually in a post title online so the person reading it doesn't get offended instantly.
"LOL I hate Obama ~ " "I can see you do not hate Obama because you used the satire tilde"
Satire Tilde by Findloo Chunk March 13, 2021

It's not about the size of the tide, but the motion of the ocean.

An old idiom, generally used to excuse the creator's miniscule member. Another variation of this phrase has been used in Bloodhound Gang's song, "Discovery Channel."
"It may be tiny, however, it's not about the size of the tide, but the motion of the ocean."

low tide slide 

This term refers to the cleaning of your excremental skid marks in the toilet by getting a juicy wad of toilet paper, flushing the toilet, and dislodging the spackle during the minimal amount of time there is no water in the bowl during the flush.
I couldn't leave my ass remnants in the porcelain jungle for my coworkers to see, so i had to do the low tide slide.
low tide slide by Fiftyslam May 18, 2011

Tile Skiing

Tile skiing is when a person slips in something on a tile floor, and instead of falling, he/she slides on their feet
One morning after a sleep over, my friend Joanna and I were making breakfast, and she went tile skiing on her way to the fridge.
Tile Skiing by mk90 March 6, 2010